Property Details
Welcome to the delightful Lakeview Lifestyle Village, where retirement isn’t just about bingo and early bird specials—it’s about living life with a wink and a smile!
Lovely 3-Bedroom Lower Maisonette Unit
• Picture this: 139 square meters of pure comfort. It’s like wrapping yourself in a warm, oversized blanket—minus the crumbs from last night’s midnight snack.
• The open-plan living area is so spacious that you can practice your interpretive dance moves without knocking over the coffee table. And yes, we encourage interpretive dance—it’s excellent for the soul.
• The granite-top kitchen? It’s practically begging you to whip up gourmet meals or, you know, just reheat that leftover pizza. We won’t judge.
• Two bathrooms mean no more awkward morning queues. Plus, the enclosed patio is perfect for sipping tea (or something stronger) while watching the sunset.
• Oh, and the double remote door LUG (that’s “Lock-Up Garage” for the uninitiated) is like a VIP parking spot for your car.
• But wait, there’s more! The fenced common garden is ideal for picnics, sunbathing, or practicing your ninja moves.
Pet-Friendly Paradise
• Rover and Fifi are welcome here! Just get a nod from the Body Corporate, and your furry companions can explore the complex (on a leash) like mini adventurers.
• Imagine Fifi chasing butterflies while Rover contemplates the meaning of life. It’s like a canine philosophy seminar.
Lakeview Lifestyle Village: Not Your Average Retirement Haven
• Nestled in a scenic valley around a man-made lake, our village is like a hidden gem. Think of it as the South Coast’s best-kept secret.
• Designed for the young-at-heart (and the slightly creaky-kneed), we’ve got 98 cottages, 14 one-bedroom apartments, and 28 studio apartments. It’s like a cozy neighborhood where everyone knows your name—except we won’t burst into song.
• Need care facilities? We’ve got you covered. Privately owned and budget-friendly. Because aging gracefully shouldn’t break the bank.
Central Complex Extravaganza
• Dive into our outdoor recreational pool. It’s like doing the backstroke in a giant cup of herbal tea.
• The indoor heated therapy pool? It’s where you’ll find retirees practicing synchronized swimming routines or aqua aerobics.
• Our equipped gym is perfect for flexing those biceps or just pretending to lift weights while chatting with fellow gym-goers.
• The hairdresser - get a trim and a gossip session all in one.
• Unlicensed pub, pool, and darts room—because retirement is all about hitting the bullseye, both literally and metaphorically.
• Lounge and activity room: Where Sudoku battles and knitting circles collide.
• Token-operated laundry—because even washing socks should have an element of suspense.
• Library: Where books come alive, and librarians secretly moonlight as detectives.
• Fiber internet? Available but not included - Because buffering during Netflix marathons is a crime against humanity.
• Dining facilities: Where culinary adventures await. Try the mystery casserole—it’s like a taste explosion (or maybe just an explosion).
So, dear future resident, pack your sense of humor, your dancing shoes, and maybe a swimsuit (just in case). Lakeview Lifestyle Village—where retirement is an art form, and the golden years are sprinkled with glitter.